Because love is funny strange, but
it's also funny ha-ha.
There's a funny thing about love,
and it's called everything. Thankfully, some of our favorite comedians can relate, and we found the love
quotes to prove it.
1. "You can't put a price
tag on love. But if you could, I'd wait for it to go on
sale." — Hussein Nishah
2. "I thought I was
promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough." — Russell Brand
3. "I love being married. It's
so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of
your life." — Rita Rudner
4. "I love you no matter what you do, but do you have
to do so much of it?" — Jean Illsley Clarke
5. "Love is telling someone their hair extensions are
showing." — Natasha Leggero
6. "I'm now making a Jewish
porno film. 10% sex,
90% guilt." — Henny Youngman
7. "My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But
they don't really know me." — Garry Shandling
8. "Honesty is the key to a
relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in." — Richard Jeni
9. "If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the
question?" — Lily Tomlin
10. "Being a good husband
is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself
a beginner." — Jerry Seinfeld
11. "My best birth control now is just to leave the lights
on." — Joan Rivers
12. "Obviously, if I was
serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I
would introduce him to would be my family." — Chelsea Handler
13. "Love is a lot like a
backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there." —
George Burns
14. "I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury." — Groucho Marx
15. "Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer,
sex raises some pretty good questions." — Woody Allen
16. "If you can stay in love
for more than two years, you're on something." — Fran Lebowitz
17. "Marriage is really tough
because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers." — Richard Pryor
18. "There are only three
things women need in life: food, water, and compliments." — Chris Rock
19. "My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and
now she's afraid of the light." — Rodney Dangerfield
20. "I know a man who gave up
smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to
the time he killed himself." — Johnny Carson
21. "My brother is gay and
my parents don’t care, as long as he marries a doctor." — Elayne Boosler
22. Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you
can fake that, you’re in.
23. You have to walk carefully in the beginning
of love; the running across fields into your lover’s arms can only come later
when you’re sure they won’t laugh if you trip.
24. All I really need is love, but a little
chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt!
25. The sincerest love is the love of food.
26. Love is like an hourglass, with the heart
filling up as the brain empties.
27. I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was
either in love or I had smallpox.
28. You know it’s love when you want to keep
holding hands even after you’re sweaty.
29. The four most important words in any
marriage… I’ll do the dishes.
30. Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of
humour in the woman.
31. Love is only a dirty trick played on us to
achieve continuation of the species.
32. One good thing about Internet dating: you’re
guaranteed to click with whomever you meet.
33. An archeologist is the best husband any
woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
34. Love is being stupid together.
35. You can’t put a price tag on love, but you
can on all its accessories.
36. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
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